Mike's Unicorn Diner

Just went here. The waitress Jennifer is very pretty and nice! More waitress should be like her :)

Get the Lumber Jack. For $12 (credit accepted), you'll score two sheets of ham, three sausage links, three strips of bacon, and two eggs any way you want them[1]. Atop the ham is a short stack of pancakes.

I barely finished that hot mess, but I'll be back for it again after I flush my arteries.

Service was all business, just like their coffee.

Their menu sports Greek entrees, but I haven't ventured into those. It's all Greek to me[2].

[1] Practically any way. You know what I mean.
[2] Should I stop now?

My friends and I usually come here to eat, and we enjoy it. They have a good selection, food is good, however there have been some instances where we have seen some managers have a bad day and would vent at an employee. There was one instance my friends and me were asked to leave at 2am. We only were 6 or 7 people to a table. There was a crowd of teenagers coming in to sit not far from us, taking up several tables, but why the manager insisted we leave is beyond me. The rest of the place that night was empty aside from two groups of people mentioned above. Despite this treatment on behalf of one nighttime manager several years ago, we do dine here still and do enjoy the food as well as the service of the waiters, waitresses, and servers.

1st impressions are everything!

My brother and I try as much as possible to support local businesses. We're far from pretentious but bad service is bad service. Our first time here and we were so disgusted by the service that we didn't even make it to ordering our food. An older gentleman came over to ask of we wanted any thing to drink. My brother said water, I was looking at the menu. Before I could look up to tell him hot chocolate, he walked away. Our server then came over and asked if we wanted drinks as well. I told her about the hot chocolate. When she left, he came over with two glasses of water and just chucked them on the table. We told her what just occurred and she explained she would be serving us and not him. We were over it by then, we just got up and left.

24 hours of goodness. The waiters were super kind, the decorations were very promising and the food was out of this world, I had a delicious Onion, Ham, Bacon and Cheese omelet and there was about 3 to 4 eggs I'm there, for just 11 dollars. And most importantly, I was eating my food and sipping my orange juice just less then 15 minutes after I came inside