81st Precinct

My lexington Ave block hAs frequent speeding. . Loud music complaints are ignored or not enforced. Car left on same spot for 3 months and 2. 81 Pct cops looked and said. " can't do nothing". Drugs sold on lex and Marcus Garvey apt building

what does it do.why do they take kids to the precinct.

OFFICER SHREK IS A RACIST
PLATE # GSR 4205

We are thankful to the 81st Precinct for the arrest of a one Laquann Pierre-Louis, AKA "Q" Arrested on Wed. March 26th. He was wanted for a double homicide in York PA of a family member. We are great-full for the officer or officers who were on there toes as Laquann tried to use a fake I.D. Great work men in blue. I speak for both families when I say we are so so thankful and couldn't be happier it truly is the BEST news we have had in awhile. Once again GREAT JOB!!!! Our sincere thanks from the Smith's and Aldinger's and the family of the other young man who was murdered. May God Bless you all. Sincerely V. Smith

Nothing says luxury like a night at the 81st. After some leftover McDonalds with a soda that I think was a mix of cherry cola and mountain dew I got spit at by a crackwhore who was being led to the adjacent room. The bathroom's were designed by the world renowned NYPD who gave up cleaning them ever since the precinct opened. The continuous smell of urine was complemented by blood splatter on the lights and numerous flies who have made a lovely home out of the place. Had a fantastic brunch of leftover McDonalds with a soda I never really got the name of at the crack of 2pm. Luckily me and my new friends from the one bench in the cell got to hang out for a good 24 hours while the help had a BBQ before bringing us the to the Brooklyn Central Booking spa and resort. One day I hope to never return!