Sleeps Comfortably with a tremendously spacious open floor plan, with the MoSt breathtakingly Beautiful view of the NEW YORK SKYLINE, but nothing compares to the Ultimate Extreme Scenes, at the Lively Richmond Motel. Guarenteed, Free Nightly Entertainment with Life Like animated Methodonians!!! It's a must see in 3D. So, Don't forget to bring ur glasses and if you act now, as an added Bonus you'll receive a complimentary Dose of Methadone. To claim your complimentary Dose just be sure to ask for the miserably discriminating host before 6pm. However, if you're visiting the official business after 6pm, then you can also receive a free parting gift just for your itching pleasure! So act now Claim it at the RICHMOND MOTEL.!!!! Just tell em' Deanna sent ya!
Just mention the secret password: 7 ON YOUR SIDE
Enjoy and Happy New Year!!!!