NGE Corporation

Best you can get here is a restroom and tea.

On the way to Dumbo I stopped here for coffee and a brownie. The brownie was good, I had to throw the coffee away. It was brown sludge.

Late was powder from a machine, gas station quality. Spaghetti and meat balls was bad. Hot dog was actually pretty decent. The ice cream truffles are good.

Terrible place. Food overpriced and really, really bad, service sucks, and on top they charge mandatory tips

Brooklyn Bridge Cafe (I assumed it is mislabelled on google maps)

Lapin and I came here for a breakfast on Sunday. When we arrived we didn’t know if we were supposed wait to be seated or just grab a seat. We just ended up sitting ourselves since no one paid us any attention. We had to wave people down for a menu and water after sitting for 15 minutes and no one acknowledged us. Lapin ordered chicken and waffles and I ordered eggs, sausage (asked to be in a separate plates as I am allergic to pork and beef and Lapin wanted it) with fries. Our food took almost 45 minutes to come and everything was lukewarm. The waitress who bought our food over asked us how the food was after she saw us not eating. The main reason we were not eating was we were still waiting for silverware. They bought my eggs with the sausage all over it. After telling them 3 times about seperating the sausage from my eggs. I told them to take it back and remake it. They literally brought back the same eggs and Lapin just ate it cause I didn’t want to chance it. The syrup they bought for Lapin’s waffles had a thick layer of film like it was sitting out all day. They gave me home fries instead of french fries that I ordered. I ordered white toast and was given whole wheat (and had to wait and extra 30 minutes after my eggs came out for the wrong type of toast) and was told they ran out of white toast when a patron to our left came in after we ordered and got white toast (but they apparently “ran out” when we asked…). The food was below average and was just meh. The sausage was so bad, Lapin didn’t even want to look or taste them. The chicken was a bit overdone and burnt. Now withstanding the service was poor and the food was bleh, you would think they would not try to pull a fast one… We were still eating, they bought the check and plopped it on the table. They charged us a 25% tip but didn’t write that it was tip until we asked what that charge was for. And then on the bottom of the menu in the smallest font, they wrote they charge and automatic 18% - 20% tip to each bill (where did they get 25% from??). And to top all off, the waiter overcharged us on the eggs and coffee by $7 dollars. He said that was the price and that was that. We asked for a menu and then pointed to the correct charge. He said he wouldn’t amend it. Frustrated I asked to speak to the manager and he laughed and said “Go ahead” like an arrogant person (he’s the guy with the tribal tattoos on his arms). The manager apologized and fixed the issue while he was laughing behind the counter. I would never ever again in my life come back here. I rather starve or beg in the street than go through this experience. I WOULD MAKE THIS MY LIFE MISSION TO ALERT EVERYONE TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS SHADY RESTAURANT AND IF YOU REALLY REALLY HAVE TO GO, DOUBLE CHECK YOUR BILL.