Neptune Diner II

Good food crammed in to a small diner. Coffee pours are frequent. What else do you need out of your diner I ask...

Very good location and they have parking a gem. Service is attentive always greeted my wife and I love it.

I refused to order from
This diner consider how the service extremely sucks, there's always a rude person on the phone as if his life is completely miserable! On top of that the food isn't even all that for a diner. A diner should always have exquisite presentation considering they're a diner, the food doesn't have to be the best but the presentation at least should make up for the food. This place doesn't do neither one. My boyfriend refuses to stop ordering from them..... so I'm kind of forced into dealing with them anyways, today we ordered Belgium waffle and eggs and home fries. The smartest thing you could do is separate the eggs from the waffle of course considering the waffle with the egg sitting on top would make it SOGGY, but no the person packaging the bag is a completely moron. You pay for a 10$ Belgium waffle and get complete trash! It's beyond the last time I order from this place. After ordering some so simple and paying 25$ for it the food presentation was disgusting, why would you put scrambled eggs on top of a Belgium waffle? Are you stupid? Clearly the person working to pack up food, does not care about the business of this diner. In others words ordering and getting the food delivered was a complete waste because we personally had to go into exchange the waffle and when he did the guy gave him nothing but an attitude because he's clearly miserable with his life, so my bf asked for his money back and we will not continue with this place ever again, to top it off the guy he dealt with claimed to be the owner, when I called ..... the grumpy loser who picked up the phone said the owner wasn't there. This place is a joke and they clearly do not care for their customers.

Everyone needs an all purpose neighborhood diner. This is mine. Thanksgiving dinner under-promised and over-delivered: affordable and reliable.

There's a diner called Neptune.
And a man at the door-
He's a real dick.
And I won't go there no more.
We wanted to play cards,
He wanted to call the cops.
He kicked out a nice lady.
She was on the phone.
All the waiters are nice-
But the manager is truly a prick.
I hope he loses his job real quick.