Major League Baseball has become an over dramatic snoozefest played by spoiled babies. It was never a fast game, but it was faster. I am sick and tired of the many unwritten rules and players who run onto the field if they think one of them has been violated. Trust me, these girls don't want to fight because they might break a nail. Pretty soon there will be a break in the middle of every inning just so the pitcher can change tampons. I really don't care if a guy flips his bat after hitting a home run. If the pitcher doesn't like it he should get him out next time up. These girls need to shut their holes, mind their business and just play the game. If catchers don't like collisions with base runners maybe they should stand behind the plate. What's the big deal? They wear pads and they aren't playing tiddlywinks. Pitchers should be able to throw inside as long as they keep it low. And they shouldn't be thrown out of games for hitting batters. That is how the game used to be played. Now musclebound tough guys cry to their mommies if someone throws within two feet of them. Baseball apologists only remember the weak traditions. Back in the day there were more pinch hitters, pinch runners and defensive substitutions because teams didn't carry so many pitchers on the roster. I wish teams would expand their rosters to 26 players, but they would probably just add one more sore armed pitcher. These pitchers need to stop pulling their puds on the mound. Just throw the ball. Fans should start chanting "throw the ball" to any pitcher who takes too long. Any batter who steps out of the box too often deserves to get beaned. Every time a player slides into a base there is a 50/50 chance he goes on the DL. Baseball players are poor excuses for athletes. If they lose an eyelash they get rushed to the ICU. Starting pitchers get four days rest and don't finish games. And they still are always hurt. Most of the umpires are fat, lazy turds. They have their own personal strike zones and delusions that fans are paying to see them. The gimps who run baseball have no clue about marketing or anything else relevant. I remember when the last MVP and Cy Young award winners were announced. I wouldn't recognize any of those guys walking down the street. Stars need to be marketed. But imbeciles don't like that because baseball is a team game. Yes, it is a team game. But team doesn't mean communist. Baseball also needs to get rid of smug commentators who spent too much time belaboring points and making mountains out of molehills. Baseball was once the national pastime. Now it is just a pathetic circle jerk.
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