I asked the person on the phone if they have any porters in stock. His answers was: " 'Brother', we have hundreds of beers in stock, I don't know."
I tell him that liquor stores usually only carry 2 or 3 porter varieties (if any), so he should know (or at least be able to check in his computer). His answer: "We close in 10 minutes, just come and check." (Note: I called at 5:40pm.)
Well, at his point I'm thinking to myself: "...wrong answer man...", so I ask him: "All right, so you close at 5:50pm, not at six?
Silence...
I'm like: "Brother?" -- He hung up.
I'm definitely taking this one of my list.