Yeah hi, this is NOT Coco's The Bakery as Google Maps suggests, and by visiting their website, you'll realize it most likely never was. Instead, this is yet another ever ghetto-fabulous Kennedy Fried Chicken, and a really bad one at that. Fake chicken (or whatever mystery meat they deep-fry and stick under heat lamps for hours) with a memorable aftertaste, over-greased fries, corn either swimming in sewer water or slathered in spectaulate ejaculate, beady mashed potatoes, not to mention the frozen porridge-like cornbread. Grime-encrusted hands serve you with an attitude because their vocabulary is extremely limited in any language and they obviously don't like the clientele they have to deal with (even though they set up shop smack-dab in the middle of the worst part of their neighborhood). It's a cornucopia of inhumane trash rejected in third-world countries by the Geneva Convention that's meant to eradicate the poor at a cut-rate expense. Great place to hang out (or other things) in front of and nibble if you're a public nuisance or just plain stupid. They even sell overpriced leftover ice cream, yum!
If you want Coco's II is actually the hair and nail salon to the left (more on that another time or when I care). Meanwhile, no one with a sense of decency be surprised when this endgame for animal shelters is burned out of it's hole-in-the-wall, though there will be a lot of sad-singing and gift-bringing at the next parade through hell. Enjoy!
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